What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.