What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore