What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran