What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.