What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!