What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."