Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this