Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this