Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

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Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers