What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.