What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.