Hot Pepper Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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Jalapeno Business Jokes More Jalapeno Business Jokes

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.