Hot Pepper Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

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Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever