Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.