Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle