What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.