What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle