Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!