Child custardy
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.
Because he was a cheetah.
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
