Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.