Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.