Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River