What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.