What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.