Import Jokes

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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Important Thing Jokes More Important Thing Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.