Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.