Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"