What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.