How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.