How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback