Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.