Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing