Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !