Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Matta Jokes More Matta Jokes

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Car Part Jokes More Car Part Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables?

Asparagi!

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs