Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.