Car Part Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

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Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Japanese Car Jokes More Japanese Car Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*