Car Part Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

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Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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The number of the car that hit you.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

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