Coat Hanger Jokes

What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?

When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.

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What's the best part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

Plenty of coat hangers.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.