Profanity Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.