Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

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Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.