Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Why can you see through Bruce Jenner?

Because he is a trans-parent.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"