Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.