Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents