Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.