What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!