What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.