Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !