Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.