What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

Oh comb all ye faithful'

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...