What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"