Noe(L)...no "L"
Pin its other hand to the ground.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Noels
Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
25 letters after a, brah.
Because he can't "C"