Square Dance Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue