Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.