Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater