What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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He was looking for Pooh.

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What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"