What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )