How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.