How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !