How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !