What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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It doesn't need cleaning

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Cats can't drive !

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"