What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.