How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.