How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.