What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.