How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.