How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!