How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution