Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

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How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !