What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.