What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?