What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.