What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before