What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.