What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Alderaan Jokes More Alderaan Jokes

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.