What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.