Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!