When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

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How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Ecologist Jokes More Ecologist Jokes

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.