When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!