When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

What do /r/jokes and the human centipede have in common?

They both recycle.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Ecologist Jokes More Ecologist Jokes

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.