When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Ecologist Jokes More Ecologist Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!