Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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What do older women wear?

Depends

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich