Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Have you ever tried worm pie !

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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He lost his patients

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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They're so damned hard to peel.

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